Nocturnal Emissions

Quotes and recordings from a 20-something sleeptalking woman.

4 months ago | Tags: Sleeptalking Dreams Talking in sleep Funny dreams Parasomnia | Notes: 1

A: I would not touch me if I were you. Hmm, hahaha. Because, I’m about to be surrounded by, ummmm, haha, hundreds of tiny, I don’t know how to say it, I’ll have to show you, they’re like, hundreds of little tiny toothpicks with gumdrop vitamins.
R: You are? Why?
A: Rob, I’m not just dreaming this. You’ll see.
R: Where are they?
A: Mmmm…

Striptease

6 months ago

A: This is fun!
R. What's fun?
A: The party! This is a party! *moans*
R: What's wrong?
A: *frowns* I'm hot! *strips off sweatshirt and t-shirt*
R: *laughs*
A: What?
R: You don't have a shirt on.
A: Yeah, I was hot!
R: Well, I love you!
A: Mmm Hmmmmmm......

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7 months ago

"What’s that? Is that about the football thing? Just, just be careful. Just be careful not to post as Planned Parenthood."

- Alex

I loooove the Green Bay Packers!

1 year ago

sleeptalker: "i can play. i'm good."
rob: "you can? what can you play?"
sleeptalker: "football. i'm a good football player."
rob: "really?"
sleeptalker: "yeah, i am."
me: "what position do you play?"
sleeptalker: "quarterback."
rob: "what team do you play for?"
sleeptalker: "umm, uhh, that--that just--it just doesn't matter, rob."
rob: "do you play for the packers?"
sleeptalker: "yeaaah! i loooove the green bay packers!"
12/01/2011

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1 year ago

"Rob! Cut it out!"

- Alex, recurring emission.

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1 year ago

"Mom! Stop it!"

- Alex, recurring emission.

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1 year ago

"Twi-, twi-, twilight. Twisted. Twisted. My leg. Is twisted."

- Alex 12/01/2011

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1 year ago

"I love you, vote."

- Alex 11/30/2011

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1 year ago

"Rob! My hand was right there!"

- Alex, 10/15/2011

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1 year ago

"Oh, it’s so beautiful. The lights. Don’t you see the lights?"

- Alex, 10/02/2011